The Chief Scumbag grimaced then replied, "Get fucked asshole!"
"Oh dear," said the Happiest Camper, "I do apologise if we have offended you and your friends in any way."
The Chief Scumbag frowned, hawked a gob of yellow-green phlegm upon the ground, then snarled "You offended your own mother the day you were born, Camper Boy! Now get the fuck outta here before I tear you a new one!"
"My, my, my," said the Happiest Camper, "you seem to be a tad tetchy this glorious god-given morn. Why don't we all thank the Creator for the many blessings bestowed upon us. Now, let us prey!"
And with that the Happy Campers fell upon the Scum of the Earth like ravening wolves until every last scumbag was dead and every drop of scum sucked from the face of the Earth.
Except for one little boychild scumbag hiding behind a tree. But not for long. He was found and brought before the Happiest Camper.
"Who are you?" asked the boychild scumbag with understandable trepidation.