No meeting was chaired
All came who were abled
No-one was spared.
No minutes were red
The suits were all blue
All heard what was said
About what they should do.
No actions were listed
As open or closed
No task-owners queried
No deadlines imposed.
The guest speaker rose
He got to his feet
Assumed a cool pose
Said “Hi there, I’m Pete!”
That’s what he said
When he got up to speak
No hat on his head
At the meeting that week.
So why was he there
At the Monday team meeting?
Dark suit and great hair
Fake warmth in his greeting?
And what did he say
That well-groomed consultant
On that awful day
What was the resultant?
"Your boss couldn’t be here
He was feeling quite tired
But He asked me to tell you
You’re gone, you’re all fired!
"Not moved or suspended
And not redeployed.
We recommended
Now you’re unemployed."
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Work not only enslaves and warps us individually, it is destroying us and the rest of the biosphere. Work that is increasingly scare means more make-work, hustling, profiteering, cruelty and destruction. Buckminster Fuller pointed this out c. 1980. Reduced hours of work for less days per week alone could reduce greenhouse gases by a quarter to half [David Rosnick, c. 2017].
But privilege diminishes empathy and reason. The reigning religion of capitalism simply cannot accept the writing on the wall - by Karl Marx and others before him. It tries to evade the fact that a populace without income cannot sustain an economy. Now Mr Benevolence aka Bill Gates has suggested a tax on automation, but this shocked the other high priests.
Hi mgeorge
Yes, exactly. The only good thing about our reigning religion is that it is inherently self-defeating, and therefore will inevitably come to an end. I think we are already witnessing the death-throes.
Thanks for your comment.
Cheers,
MM
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