No meeting was chaired
All came who were abled
No-one was spared.
No minutes were red
The suits were all blue
All heard what was said
About what they should do.
No actions were listed
As open or closed
No task-owners queried
No deadlines imposed.
The guest speaker rose
He got to his feet
Assumed a cool pose
Said “Hi there, I’m Pete!”
That’s what he said
When he got up to speak
No hat on his head
At the meeting that week.
So why was he there
At the Monday team meeting?
Dark suit and great hair
Fake warmth in his greeting?
And what did he say
That well-groomed consultant
On that awful day
What was the resultant?
"Your boss couldn’t be here
He was feeling quite tired
But He asked me to tell you
You’re gone, you’re all fired!
"Not moved or suspended
And not redeployed.
We recommended
Now you’re unemployed."
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Economic power is concentrated in the hands of a few giant multi-national corporations. Apologies for no attribution but I can't remember where I found this diagram.
This image features the head of an extra-terrestrial lifeform superimposed on 'Vitruvian Man', a drawing by Leonardo da Vinci (1452–1519)
Engraving by an unknown artist first appearing in Camille Flammarion's L'atmosphère: météorologie populaire (1888). The image depicts a man crawling under the edge of the sky, as if it were a solid hemisphere, to look at the mysterious Empyrean beyond. The caption (not shown here) translates to 'A medieval missionary tells that he has found the point where heaven and Earth meet...'
The so-called "
I downloaded this image a number of years ago, can't remember where and can't provide attribution: apologies to the copyright-owner. Actually it's unclear as to whether dolphins were granted legal personhood status, or whether India "merely" banned the use of dolphins in aquatic theme parks. But whatever happened in reality has no bearing on whether cetaceans are or are not persons, or on how they should be treated. This issue is a great example of the relativity of values and the significance of context. The movie, 
Soul, Self, Consciousness, Mind and Personhood may not be the same thing, but they are the same kind of thing.