Pandemonium for dummies: The Great Reset

The Great Reset -- Oil on canvas, 62 x 92cm

Two thousand and twenty was a year of great plenty
...of worries and troubles and woe!
This year let’s just hope that we’ll manage to cope
but will we? I really don’t know.

Let’s try and remember at least till December
the lessons that lockdown has taught us.
Lest we forget and remain in huge debt
mourning what money once bought us.

If you worked from your home, with no need to roam
don’t whine about missing the City.
You still had a job, so don’t cry and don’t sob
instead try to learn about Pity.

When you’ve finished your crap, just turn on the tap
don’t sweat if you’ve run out of paper.
Or use some dried grass to wipe off your ass
or a stick as a handy shit-scraper.

If wearing a mask is an onerous task,
but you’d still like to render assistance
Then try not to sneeze, as you may spread disease
and ensure that you socially distance.

To get a vaccine is pretty routine
if you don’t mind getting a jab.
But if you do, well that’s OK too
because everyone’s sharing the tab.

Regarding the virus, it isn’t desirous
eating pangolin, lizard or bat.
Chargrilled or raw, it breaks natural law
when your food is as germy as that.

So come on folks, was it a hoax
a mistake or a cunning deception?
How could it be, that we fell for all three,
is beyond my frickin’ conception!

--:#^#:--

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